Presidents, ah...

politics are DARK, my once civics teacher said.
looking back at the history of the country, that's seriously possible! let's take a look at our presidents!
Sukarno/Soekarno? Ah~ don't mention him. I think he's the best pres, putting aside the fact that he had 7 (right?) wives. although the Rebellion of PKI Madiun (Pemberontakan PKI Madiun, what's PKI? 'Indonesian Communist Prty') or better known as G30S happened at his period, I never take it as his fault.I blame the whole thing on the MPR.
Move on... now is Suharto. Evil? No... although I think he'll make a good friend with Hitler and Mubarok... (wait, Suharto and Mubarok are...?) but I must say he's one of a kind, so that he can rule for 30 years kind. Right? Right? (grins)
But at his age, almost no press freedom. say something about him and you disappear two or three days later. but at his age...
father: your grandfather (misss you grandpa) earns 25 cents at his time, and rice worth two cents.
CENTS! can you imagine? I can't.
but thanks to his no press freedom, less crimes and corruption. thank you, Sir. (bows)
and then, Habibie. Suharto's big foe, because he made a referendum and freed Timor.
Gus Dur, thanks to him, Chinese can life in the country.
Megawati, strooong economy.
And SBY? KKN. Colution Corruption Nepotism.
I'm not in my country right now, so you can't track me... (teehee) and I don't get the news either. So I just hear...
And SBY is doing everything on his own. he just made his bro in law a KSAD (kepala staf angkatan darat, or in english is the head of staff of wehrmacht (nyahahaha)) and they said it's...
nepotism is you gave your relatives or friends or whatever that's close to you a good position. this causes a heck lot of seats being filled by useless people.
and as I said, you can't track me...
english teacher: from all the pres that ever ruled the country, i never heard sby's speech. because it's not from the heart.
(I have two english teachers, remember? oh, my, three plus my mum)
but remember what i said about civics lesson in indonesia? we actually don't have to study civics because the people who govern the country don't really look like they're practicing what civics teachers teach right?
the country is heading to fail...
(smack head)
heading to fall...
(smack head again)
and then, another years of unknown colonialism will start again...
(bumps head to the monitor)
(another sceptical writing about the government from chicken!!!!!!!)
not only presidents actually. former religion teacher said that sby's party is full of rotten people.
and so, rotten people are ruling the country.
then again, whatever. do they really care if foreigners rules us again? who knows, indonesia is going to be a very corrupt country, or in indonesian, 'negara kleptokrasi'.
happy chicken is~
(my, my, don't you know what's the next word)

Oh man...

today we took our reports from school, and i'm not interested to tell about the results... just remember that i do got some a for english and mandarin.
so?? mum took me to the bookstore and said i may choose a book.
the thing is, i just bought the 900-pages book of 'hitler's war' by david irving...
so? here's a picture of the ugly old man

so? whatever. today i went and saw two ridiculous books...
hitler mati di indonesia (hitler died in indonesia) and
hitler punya keturunan di indonesia (hitler has offspring in indonesia)
first reaction:
GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA
but now, now, in indonesia, they said hitler died in indonesia.
actually a doctor named sosrohusodo suspected this... (remember, suspected) because this is actually what the world believes... right?

hitler died in berlin. awright. that's what i believed, after all.
but, talking about nazis...
yes, there's been a lot that died kinda MYSTERIOUSLY.
say... hess.
rudolf walter richard hess. hitler's best friend. he flew before german's assault to russia, which is 1941, and his messerchmitt crashed in glasgow, scotland, and he was caught.
then, prisoned.
then?
died in prison.
right??
(finally i'm writing about something i'm really good at!!!!)
that is what the official report said and my english teacher said.
but!
in wiki, they wrote hess was killed by MI6, and the one in nuremberg was a fake.
let's take a look.
this is hess...

playing with his son, who, at the end, claimed that his father was killed.
so is the sis version true, or the hess died in prison 'of age' (which i thought is almost illogical) true?
this is one of the pics that appeared in google with the keyword 'rudolf hess old'

so at the end of the day, hitler died in indonesia.
yes, there is an organisation, odessa, which helps some nazi bastards escape germany after the war... some people they helped are mengele, bormann, and i dunno the rest. they said hitler has been looking for atlantis and remember people saying indonesia is atlantis, so these books keep filling the bookshelves in bookstores.
but at the end, does hitler actually came to indonesia?
not really, i think.
they said this man in hitler, and i think it was just a pic made with some app like 'age my face' which is available for downloads, and it must be ridiculous to put it on the net.

and they said, hitler came to sumbawa, became a doc, with the sickness, no, trademark, maybe. shaking hands, dragging his left foot when walking, and all.
but this is what i'm always thinking - they can't think of it as coincidence.
hitler was suspected to have parkinson at the end of the war. and even if he ran to indonesia...
this is the ver. hitler ran to indonesia, he married a woman, then they have kids...
i think that's why they have the second book published.
but whatever. to read about this, more, visit this site...
http://irwan.net/hitler-died-in-indonesia/
and... about this post, this article NEEDS citation...
i wonder if they'll let me meet this dr. sosrohusodo, because i'll look forward to see him...
happy chicken is happy.

Indonesia's fallingggggg!!!!

Ng? Bad title? Yeah, right. But still, whatever.
Yes, today we're still at school. So, how do I usually start my day?
"Chicken, wake up. Look at the time. Do you want to be late?"
"Yes, mbak (how we call our maids). Gimme a minute*yawn*."
(go downstairs then lay at the sofa. sleep for 15 secs, then open my eyes and saw the papers on the table.)
and guess what I read today?
INDONESIA IS HEADING TOWARDS BEING A FAILED COUNTRY
am i supposed to be sad about that?
(yes)
no, i'm not!
this has been around the news lately 'indonesia is going to be a failed country', 'corruptors ruling the country', 'we need a strong figure', whatever whatever whatever.
bs.
am i supposed to be sad?
no!!!!
see, this is why someone at school said i'm not a nationalist. but well, i'm not. i'm more like a communist, because if we are communists, nobody will be poor!
but still, that last headline is quite interesting.
WE NEED A STRONG FIGURE
yes, we do need a strong one like Churchill, and Chamberlain, go away.
so is it a Churchill or Chamberlain running the country?
good question... but the answer is not a Churchill or Chamberlain, the answer is, actually a Gadaffi is running this country.
why, now?
Libya is in the verge of destruction, am I right? but until now Gadaffi still refuses to leave his seat, although 1/100 of his country are dead.
have you seen a photo of him playing chess?
no? okok, i'm not protesting. trust me.
so, why gadaffi?
because he still refuses to leave his seat, although 1/100 of his men are dead, that means he only wants power, power, and money.
oh, i've made a poem about that and i'll never post it here because it sounds like a prose.
(what's a prose?)
short story.
oh yeah, i've forgotten about the literature lesson.
so? why do we exactly need a better pres?
because this country has been too wrecked, wrecked, wrecked...
(smack head smack head smack head)
what kind of pres do we need? sby won't be on the 'throne' again, since he's ruled our country for 10 years.
as a kid, i'm surrounded with old people doing reminisce.
'in the days of good ole suharto...'
then why are we falling him down? maybe if he still rules, the country could be better!
in other words, we are falling a dictator that might be able to help this country...
which is kind of stupid, i must say.
ah, headache headache. but now sby is in switzerland for 'work', and what exactly is that work?
indonesia is not a country. it is a country that made their people suffer.
who made the people suffer?
government. why don't you blame those executives?
there are things that this country can't get rid of, but please, try to make this country not a failure.
at least.
*yawn* wonder what's on the headlines tomorrow...

My, my, what a country...

As usual, teasing my own country.
Chickens have went to school these days, and of course, in a national school, there are of course, subjects to be hated...
forget maths. it's the most difficult thing at school. let's talk about things where we should memorize...
yeah. we hate civics more than anything else.
why?
well, of course, if you ask me i'll answer with 'because i don't want to sit in the parliament', dpr in indonesian...
but mostly because it's just some fancy memorizing lesson... like, 'what's the good of democracy?'
to be honest, i just had the exam about democracy today...
and what's the good of democracy?
'so we can respect public participation, so we can respect equality, plurality, and freedom'
like that's gonna happen.
so at the end, kids are starting to hate this lesson... even in my father's age, he called it a 'doctrine'. of course, it was rougher at father's age because it's suharto's... and of course, they did it a whole lot tougher than now.
but you know what? the current civics lesson, don't have practically anything to do with the fact in this country.
but however, the government insists on putting this damn lesson...
why?
they're hoping they can fix this country... some rectors say it's crucial (huh?) to put this lesson on the curriculum..
because... they want children to be a good leader in the future...
but in fact, terrorists in indonesia comes from indonesia! so what the **** heck are they hoping to change in this country?
because children who studies civics, they look at the papers or tv or whatever whatever and all they see is 'corruption, colution, and nepotism'.
so at the end, people who are desperate to change THIS country...
say, me...
(sometimes if you hear chicken says 'i want to be a pres', it's not really a joke... but 'chicken doesn't want to be a pres' isn't, either...)
confusing? yes, this country!
so practically civics in indonesia is useless. just to piss children off.
(chicken not trying to insult civics teachers)
but for children, what they see is what they do.
corrupt leaders? don't think civics will be very useful for children.
because what you're doing now is practically what children will do as well, in the future...
gyahahahahhaa(wicked laugh)
or if you can't change the attitude erase that lesson and let children relax. at least, they don't have to study about how to be a good person while the bad ones are still ruling the country.

What about THIS?

Hitler. Well, everyone knows that name. We all hate him. Right? And however, he caused the longest war ever in history, which was also the bloodiest, deadliest, war. And he killed so many Jews in 6 years, because he hated them. To death. But is that really so? Well, that's one provocative question. Brits will hate me so much for posting this. But well, we'll see. It's been debated for long why he killed the Jews, and the most famous readon is simple: he hates them. But once again, what about THIS! We'll take 3 books, Elie's Wiesel 'Night', Hitler's bio, this one from 'Perang Eropa', in Indonesian literally means 'European War', and 'Novus Ordo Seclorum', an Indonesian book too, but please don't underestimate our country. Now let's take a look on Hitler. His father, Alois Hitler, and his mother, Kalara Hitler. Ok, a normal kid, with parents. Now let's go a generation back, his grandparents.His grandma, Maria Anna Shicklgruber, and his granfather... Debated. But according to the book, HItler's grandpa was unknown, and I believed that up to this second. But Maria worked as a maid in Jewish family, and when she was home, she was found pregnant. That's why some people said he's Jew. I don't know the latest DNA test for him, but let's take aside the conclusion that he's Jewish. And let's look to the Weimar times. After Paul was shot, Hitler turned to be the chancellor and a president, and people started to be called as Fuhrer. THen he started to make Lebenstraum, 'living space' for Aryan race. Then he started the war and holocaust, and killed a lot of this Jews, Slavs, Gypsies, and all. Now, let's turn to the 'Novus' whatever. That book practiaclly talks about... If you ever read Revelation in the Bible, they wrote that 'a power will conquer the world at the end'. We think it's imposibble. But there is such a power. They called it Zionism. And my lovely religion teacher said, Zion means Jew. So, is it really, because the Jews 'stole our jobs, lands, and money?' Or is it 'or they will bring the world to an end?' In Night, there were some proves that shows that zionism did have some role in the life around holocaust, here it is: 'After the whole thing(Einsatzgruppen, SS, Gestapo), we started to talk about another things, like economy, politics, and zionism' 'Some boys in my camp were once in the zionist organization...' Well, we never know what's in the dicator's head. But, if he really is Jew, he should've died with this info. And if he isn't, he might have this info, or it could be pure hatred. But if Hitler's a Jew, you want to know what I'm going to say? 'Herr Hitler, gut!!!!'